Wow! Look! It's a guest post by Jamie Sue!
Since this is my first post... I am going to play it safe and deposit some trivia knowledge onto the blog. Discover magazine has a great list of "20 Things you Didn't Know About Death." Discover is an awesome magazine. I've been reading it since I was a teenager and have collected an outstanding number of useless facts while doing so. This makes me very good at Jepordy, Trivial Pursuit, and You Don't Know Jack. However, it makes me very bad at social mixers, group outings, and community functions. I like to think that there is a tiny geek living in each and every one of us that loves to be fed a bit of trivia now and again.
My favorite fact has to be number two on the list: "There are at least 200 euphemisms for death, including "to be in Abraham's bosom," "just add maggots," and "sleep with the Tribbles" (a Star Trek favorite)."
But the most disturbing bit of knowledge I gained debunked one of my previously loved trivia facts. The body does not lose 21 grams at the moment of death. Which has taken away from me endless hours of enjoyment pondering those 21 grams. I was even hoping to have the debate worked into my own eulogy, but I suppose that's no longer an option. I guess I'll just have to be more conventional in my final arrangments than I originally intended.
I can see it now... At my Star Trek funeral they will say...
"Alas, our Jamie Sue... we loved her sense of humor and her nerdy ways. But, she has gone to a better place now... to that great Federation in the sky... to sleep with the Tribbles..."
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